Coach: So he fired you, Norm?
Norm: He fired me, Coach. You know something? I may not have a job. I may not have a future. I may not have anything except this sheet on my back. But you know something? I feel terrible.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Man: Hey, did you really hit the boss?
Norm: No, I just shoved him around a bit.
Man: Hey, everybody, it's true. Norman just punched out the boss.
Norm: I just pushed him around.
Man: Way to go, Peterson. [applause]