Norm: [humming fanfare] Let the games begin! Holy... Well, you all got the date right so I know you can read. How come you're not in a toga?
Man: I was afraid everyone else was going to chicken out and I'd look like a ridiculous fool.
Norm: Good point. Jensen, nice suit. Hello, there. [to himself] Why did I volunteer? I'm a dead man. Sammy, you got someone lying in state in the back room?
Sam: Nobody's moved for an hour and a half.