Sam: You know, I was getting kinda bored with beautiful, sexy, sensuous women. I decided to go for pleasant. [chuckles]
Diane: Yes, believe it or not, I actually prefer a man who's thick and ordinary.
Sam: You know, I guess I'm kind of old-fashioned. I like a woman who does what her man tells her. Oh, hey, lookee there, my shoe's undone. Will you get that for me, honey?
Diane: What, darling?
Sam: Would you tie my shoesy-woosy for me? She loves doing these little things for me. That's a little tight there, honey.
Diane: How's that, sweetheart?
Sam: Wow, that's much better. Thank you.