‘The Grass Is Always Greener’
Season 3, Episode 12 - Aired January 12, 1996
Cory feels he and Topanga are in a rut in their relationship, so he goes for a guys' night out at another school party. After being mistaken for Shawn, Cory pretends to be him and finds he's not the only one there who isn't who they say they are.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: If you'll excuse me, I've got cera-mix.
Mr. Turner: You mean ceramics?
Eric: Yeah, the ashtray class.
Mr. Feeny: (To the other teachers) You know what scares me?
Mr. Williams: What?
Mr. Feeny: He'll end up making more money than any of us.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Word is there's a very attractive French girl here who comes from some place in Europe.
Cory: Possibly France?
Shawn: Yeah, France. The gateway to St. Louis.
Quote from Cory
Shawn: Wear something of mine. What do you want, a jacket or a hat?
Cory: A jacket. I'm very prone to hat head. Sometimes I get it without even wearing a hat.
Quote from Cory
Cory: You're right, Shawn. There's no turning back now. Or as the French say ... Viva Las Vegas.
Quote from Cory
Shawn: What am I the world's expert on?
Cory: Really not anything.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: Ey!
Shawn: Who are you doing?
Cory: You.
Shawn: No, that wasn't me, that was Fonzie.