‘The Double Lie’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 29, 1995
Shawn has a date with one of the most popular girls at school, but his date plans might be scuppered when Mr. Turner goes away for the weekend.
Quote from Eric
Cory: Eric, you don't have a credit card.
Eric: I do now. Some bank sent me one. What are they stupid? Like I have the money!
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: A ten o'clock curfew? That means if I pick her up at eight, that only gives us ... eugh, that stinking metric system.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: How was the wedding, pal?
Mr. Turner: That's not the point.
Shawn: Yeah, Pittsburgh. The big apple. The city of angels.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Here is a $5, you can keep the change.
Mr. Feeny: Oh joy, early retirement.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Jonathan, was that your motorcycle or did the shuttle just land?