Eric: I really don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.
Mr. Feeny: Me.
Eric: I included you.
Mr. Feeny: Oh dear.

Mr. Feeny: Any summer plans?
Eric: Yeah, I'm going to travel. Spend two months in my car and see all 50 states.
Mr. Feeny: How do you intend to drive to Hawaii?
Eric: I'm gonna drive until they start speaking Chinese and then hang a U-ie.

Eric: It looks like I'm gonna end up at my first choice. That's North-South-Western San Diego State.
Mr. Feeny: Ah, yes. Old NSWSD ... U.