Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.

Cory: Did you hear how I referred to myself in the third person for emphasis?
Shawn: I thought that was a nice touch.
Cory: Cory did too.

Cory: You hear that, shocked? She's staying. ... You are gonna be sorry, homewrecker.