Cory: You'll never guess-
Shawn: Topanga's pregnant.
Cory: She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?

Rachel: Do you think maybe we should leave?
Eric: No, no. I wanna see Topanga make Cory cry.

Eric: Hey look, a penny.
Jack: Was it heads up?
Eric: Is that the side with the head on it?