Eric Quote #274

Quote from Eric in By Hook or By Crook

Eric: You know, there are no babes in all of history. You know what they do when they finally find one?
Alan: They burn her at the stake.
Eric: Dopes.

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Mr. Feeny: This isn't an F. This is an F+. Your work is deplorable, your penmanship illegible, but after all your mother is my sister, so there we are. I'll see you at Thanksgiving.

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Eric: I cheated. I had the answers to the test written on my hand.
Mr. Feeny: And you only managed an A-?
Eric: I sneezed off a couple of the answers.

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Mr. Feeny: Because two people are involved with this and if I punish two people, I get a bonus at the end of the week.