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‘By Hook or By Crook’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: By Hook or By Crook

218. By Hook or By Crook

Aired February 17, 1995

Eric's trip to Europe is in jeopardy unless he can get his grades up, so he seeks the help of a tutor. Eric is put in a difficult position when the tutor offers him the answers to the test. Meanwhile, Cory claims his illness is mono caught from kissing a girl.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: This isn't an F. This is an F+. Your work is deplorable, your penmanship illegible, but after all your mother is my sister, so there we are. I'll see you at Thanksgiving.


Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: I cheated. I had the answers to the test written on my hand.
Mr. Feeny: And you only managed an A-?
Eric: I sneezed off a couple of the answers.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Because two people are involved with this and if I punish two people, I get a bonus at the end of the week.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Okay, a B average. That's not a problem, so what do I need for that, like Bs?

Quote from Shawn

Topanga: Where's Cory?
Shawn: Didn't you hear? He's out sick. He's real sick, he's got something bad.
Topanga: How bad?
Shawn: Hey, today's film-strip day in Sex Ed and he's not here.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Thursday's examination will include everything up to the French Revolution.
Eric: Uh, excuse me. Will we have to know who won?
Mr. Feeny: Yes, you will need to know who won and by how much.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: We seem to be stuck on that C plus, and we just can't get off it.
Mr. Feeny: The word is mired.
Eric: All right, what about on the next test or two, if you give us, say, Bs?You know what's gonna happen?
Mr. Feeny: Tell me.
Eric: For the first time, we're gonna know how exciting it is to get a B.
We'd be hooked! We would do anything we could to get another one of those B's. We would be inspired to study and learn from that day forward.
Mr. Feeny: Aha. Then why don't we give elephants pants? Perhaps then they'd be inspired to buy coats.

Quote from Eric

Eric: You know, there are no babes in all of history. You know what they do when they finally find one?
Alan: They burn her at the stake.
Eric: Dopes.

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