Cory: When I'm president, people are going to look at you, and you know what they're gonna say? Who's that sitting next to Cory? Who's that giving Cory the ride home?
Eric: Who's the guy with photos of little Cory running naked through the sprinkler.
Cory: Eric, big deal. I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was refreshing.

Shawn: Football?
Cory: No, pain. Cleats on face. No.
Shawn: Modern dance?
Cory: No, lot of girls. Tights. No.
Shawn: Drama club?
Cory: No, lot of guys. Tights. No.

Cory: There's no Cory Matthews club on here. There's no club for ordinary guys who don't know who they are and aren't great at anything.
Shawn: So start one.
Cory: Ah, I probably wouldn't get it.