Jack: Please tell me you were just trying to get out of a traffic ticket.
Eric: Will you stop? I passed by the Gamma Epsilon fraternity. There was a big party. All the girls were there, so I pledged.
Jack: Yeah, but doesn't that make you feel, like, humiliated, man?
Eric: Yes, it does. I paid $200 for this dress. I'm never going to get to wear it again.