Quote from Cory in Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound-Men
Frankie: That means I need someone like you at my side to give me tips. Cory: Someone like me, but not me, since I have Topanga's 16th birthday party to go to, which means nothing at all to her, except everything in the world if you listen closely, but I can't make it. Sorry, bud.