Quote from Mr. Feeny in He Said, She Said
Eric: Boy, what some kids will do to get into college, huh? Mr. Feeny: Yes, well, save your money. They haven't built a fruit basket big enough to sway me. Eric: Oh, I wouldn't think of it, Mr. Feeny. It's the furthest thing from my mind. Mr. Feeny: Right there next to your school work, huh?