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‘He Said, She Said’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: He Said, She Said

304. He Said, She Said

Aired October 20, 1995

When Shawn is forced to see the school's guidance counselor, he misunderstands her advice and decides to drop out of school and travel the world.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Oh, great. Turner's machine. Now I've got to listen to three minutes of Cat Stevens.

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Quote from Shawn

Shawn: I'm going. Here's my ticket. Next stop: Paris.
Mr. Turner: Paris, Texas?
Shawn: Oh, I thought the TX meant Tax.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews. Where did you get that papaya?
Cory: From home. Is there a problem?
Mr. Feeny: I've got my eye on you.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: Boy, what some kids will do to get into college, huh?
Mr. Feeny: Yes, well, save your money. They haven't built a fruit basket big enough to sway me.
Eric: Oh, I wouldn't think of it, Mr. Feeny. It's the furthest thing from my mind.
Mr. Feeny: Right there next to your school work, huh?

Quote from Cory

Mr. Turner: Hey, George, what's up?
Mr. Feeny: Well, I just wanted to be sure you knew that the Hunter boy missed his history test this morning.
Mr. Turner: He what?
Cory: Oh, that's my fault. I was supposed to tell you that Shawn had a severe case of- Erm, help me out here.
Mr. Feeny: Sloth?
Cory: Yes, Hong Kong sloth.

Quote from Eric

Eric: "So, in conclusion, I find Eric Matthews to be really, really, really smart, really, really, really nice and really, really, really good for your school. Really. " "Yours truly, George ... Milhouse ... Feeny."
"Princi... uh, .. princip ... uh, Head guy."
College, here I come.

Quote from Eric

Amy: Alan, did you see this letter that George wrote for Eric?
Eric: Uh, Mom. Uh-
Alan: "Dear sir, if you only accept one student this year, make it Eric Matthews. Hey, would I, George Feeny, be writing this letter on my personal stationery if I really, really really didn't believe that?"
Eric: I caught him in a really, really, really good mood.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: I'm finally going some place, doing something with my life.
You know, I could ski the Alps. Or even go to Spain and chase the bulls.
Mr. Turner: Uh, actually, they chase you.

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