Cory: What happened to you?
Shawn: It's the weirdest thing. Last night I'm sitting at Chubbie's, right? I'm looking deep into Paula Balboa's chestnut eyes. I lean forward, about to make my move, when some yahoo hits me in the butt with a dart.
Cory: Ha. Ha. You, you didn't see who it was?
Shawn: No.
Cory: Lot of sick people out there, man.