‘City Slackers’
Season 3, Episode 11 - Aired January 5, 1996
Cory and Shawn sneak off to enjoy the weekend unsupervised in Mr. Feeny's mountain cabin. When Mr. Feeny arrives at the cabin, the boys learn more about their teacher. Meanwhile, Eric challenges Frankie at pool to impress a girl.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: Feeny's not a bad guy. I mean, you know the British, a little stiff but once you get beneath the surface-
Shawn: They're still more Feeny.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Mr. Feeny, you've got no right trespassing on your own property.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Shawn: So I'm just another one of your hopeless students?
Mr. Feeny: And I suppose I'm just another stodgy old principal?
Shawn: The stodgiest.
Mr. Feeny: What do you know about me, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Oh, like you know anything about me.
Mr. Feeny: Well, let's see. Shawn Patrick Hunter. Son of Chet and Virna, born in Ohio, lived in Oklahoma. In and out of five schools before he was 12.
Shawn: You memorized my transcript.
Mr. Feeny: Oh, and you love a musical group named Counting Crows.
Shawn: That's not in my transcript.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Shawn: So, Mr. Feeny. Tell us something about you.
Mr. Feeny: Well, those closest to me would say that I also dislike doing dishes. So, gentlemen, I give you the sink.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: We're studying, Mr. Feeny.
Shawn: See, my history book is right here.
Mr. Feeny: Still in its original cellophane, I see.
Shawn: Uh-huh. I get top dollar on the resale.
Mr. Feeny: You know, Mr. Hunter, I've noticed that the students who do best in my class have usually read the book.
Shawn: Yeah, what's that get 'em?
Mr. Feeny: Into college.
Shawn: More books.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Amy: George. Are the boys in trouble?
Mr. Feeny: Probably. But that's not why I'm here.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Cory, I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.
Cory: Well, we don't have a code, so you-
Shawn: Really? Guys like us should have a code.
Cory: Well, you know, we'll bring that up at the next meeting, but just, you know-
Shawn: When's our next meeting?
Cory: Shawn, we don't have meetings.
Shawn: This club blows.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Um, hi, Bianca. I'm Eric Matthews. We're in the same English class.
Bianca: Oh, yeah. You're the smart one.
Eric: Yeah. That's right. This year I might be class Victorian.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: No power, no lights, no heat. What are we gonna do?
Shawn: Okay. Okay. Lemme think, lemme think. *lights come on* Cory, either the lights just went on, or I got an idea.