Tobias Quote #272

Quote from Tobias in The Untethered Sole

George Sr.: Come on. Let's all get on the same side here. We need to be all together on this.
Tobias: Yeah, I- I think that's a wonderful idea. And really, we're just asking this Asian gentleman and his wife ? To move over to that group of chairs there, freeing up the end seat, which I would love to take a shot at sitting in.
Michael: [enters] Okay, it is not great news.
Tobias: Sorry. To finish the thought, that would free up this whole area of seats for us. From the "If You See Something, Say Something" poster to the payphone.
Lucille: Tobias, please.

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 ‘The Untethered Sole’ Quotes

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: Someone from this family needs to speak for Buster. Who is Buster Bluth? A young, one-armed, Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, raised by a young mother who had him at 17, whose only flaw was that she loved him too much.
Lucille: Actually, I was 37.
Tobias: Well, no one would believe that.
Lucille: You're hired.
Michael: No, you're not.

Quote from Tobias

Michael: Mom, I'll handle this.
Lucille: Oh, Michael, let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled.
George Sr.: Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, you're just doing everything badly.
Gob: Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
Tobias: [chuckles] I'll pile on to nailing that ass, Dad.

Quote from Buster

[flashback:]
Young Michael: Didn't Buster used to get past the window?
Young Gob: Mom tightened it when he tried to put that starfish in his mouth. Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends.
Young Buster: Actually, Mother made the friend for me. So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.