Buster Quote #186

Quote from Buster in Off the Hook

Narrator: And a lot more time with Ophelia. Which is what led to this.
Buster: [Ophelia kisses him] That's funny, no smoke came out.
Ophelia: Smoke?
Buster: Wait, what just happened?
Ophelia: This. [kisses Buster]
Buster: Okay, okay, okay. So you don't think that the next level is adult adoption, do you?
Ophelia: Come on, Buster. You've been flirting with me since day one.
Buster: What?
Ophelia: Bringing me these flowers, offering to undress me. What about the singing? "Sealed with a Kiss" through the door while I bathed?
Buster: Right. Mother stuff.

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