Buster Quote #174

Quote from Buster in Off the Hook

Lucille Austero: But listen, Buster, before I invite you into my arms, my bedroom, my bathtub with the railing, I have to ask you something. Are you sure you're ready for this?
Buster: So, that pretend kid's bedroom, is that not an option?
Lucille Austero: No, that room is all storage now, honey. So, yes or no? Are you ready to let go of your mother?
Narrator: Buster thought he was, although there was one ominous sign.
Buster: I am ready for that, Lucille. [they kiss]
Narrator: Did you hear it?
Lucille Austero: Wait. Did you just drop the "2" after my name?
Buster: [chuckles] I hope not. That would be creepy.
Narrator: Before you accidentally skip back too far and wind up in the middle of the Maeby episode, trust me, no "2" was spoken.

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 ‘Off the Hook’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

Quote from Buster

Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

Quote from Buster

Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!