George Sr. Quote #181
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
Narrator: George, Sr. headed up north to see his wife before his brother could, but he soon found out he was too late by a day.
Lucille: [on the phone] I know what you're coming up to do to me.
George Sr.: Right. What?
Lucille: Yesterday, you were amazing. Georgie, I can't stop thinking about it. You haven't been like that in years.
George Sr.: Oh, right. You mean, slow-witted?
Lucille: I hope you're ready for more of the same today. [growls playfully]
George Sr.: Uh... Oh.
Narrator: George, Sr. had a few problems. His brother was sleeping with his wife, the property he was going to sell to the government to build the US wall on was in Mexico. And his sweat lodge colony had just collapsed.
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Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.