George Sr. Quote #185
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
Dr. Norman: Curses, hexes, spells, shaman, medicine men?
George Sr.: Wait. I did hallucinate one ancient foreboding warrior harbinger while I chewed maca root about a year ago. Could that be something?
Dr. Norman: [inhales] No, it's not the maca. Your body wants the maca. It's not the maca.
Narrator: But finally, out of desperation, he turned to Western medicine.
Dr. Norman: Okay, tell you what, let's get some film on you. I'd like you to get on an MRI machine and try to ride it to climax. I'm gonna send you over to Orange County Imaging. They do a ton of that.
George Sr.: Okay, do I get magazines?
Dr. Norman: Yeah. I'll write you a scrip for that. They got a place right around the corner that plays ball.
George Sr.: Thank you.
Dr. Norman: Oh! [bleep] run.
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Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.