George Sr. Quote #184
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
Dr. Norman: [inhales] Sorry, had the old thinking cap on. Let's go to the lists.
Narrator: And Doctor Norman proceeded to run through a checklist of alternative medicine questions.
Dr. Norman: Okay, did you drink some water that might have a homeopathic memory of some molecule?
George Sr.: Do you keep track of the molecules you ingest?
Dr. Norman: Well, with homeopathy, it's the molecules you don't ingest. But I'm the one who can get hard, so let's focus on you.
Narrator: He then went on to explore some supernatural or high-concept premise possibilities.
[montage:]
Dr. Norman: Any earthquakes in a Chinese restaurant while you were trying to prove something to your mother?
George Sr.: No.
Dr. Norman: Any wishes you may have phrased badly, or while a child was blowing out a candle?
Dr. Norman: Have you come across any ancient games, let's say, glowing games, either board-based or carnival-based, that you may have played against the wishes of your best friend?
George Sr.: No.
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Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.