Lucille Quote #154
Quote from Lucille in Spring Breakout
Lucille: I won the prize! I won the prize! For what?
Michael: We were gonna give one employee a week at the spa. We were even gonna put them in the ad, but then I thought "What about Mom? She's elegant. She deserves it." I was gonna tell you at the office, but then I thought "No. If I bring her around now, she might vomit on the overhead projector."
Lucille: I'm so embarrassed about that. I don't think I was supposed to drink with my medication.
Narrator: Actually, it wasn't even her medication.
Lucille: Of course, I can't take Oscar to an elegant place. His only remaining pair of pants blew apart the other day.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
Quote from Lucille
Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine-
Buster: Motherlode.
Narrator: ...which he mistook for a giant juice box. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.