Michael Quote #184
Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter
Sid Sitwell: Gob, are you okay?
Michael: Yeah, just can't hit today. Guess you're really disappointed in me.
Sid Sitwell: Hey. Everybody has days like this. It's only a game. After that list of ideas you gave me, I don't care if you blow the whole season. Come here, you. [they hug] Okay. We're good.
Narrator: And Gob finally felt that someone believed in him. Even though they weren't his ideas. And he decided to make Sitwell proud.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
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Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
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Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.