Gob Quote #160

Quote from Gob in Switch Hitter

Gob: Thanks for making the right call there, Mike.
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Sorry I didn't blow the game.
Michael: No. You did the right thing and you finally got Dad to one of your ball games.
Gob: Screw him.
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: I miss him so much.

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