Lindsay Quote #98
Quote from Lindsay in Switch Hitter
Lindsay: I'm glad Sitwell's coming over. Let him see that we're doing fine as a family. The only help we need is from each other.
Michael: And apparently whatever's in that bottle.
Lindsay: Thanks for reminding me. My Teamocil.
Michael: Wait a minute. Teamocil? Isn't that that supplement that you and Tobias were hocking before the F.D.A. shut you down?
Narrator: In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk band to promote a supplement that promised better unity and teamwork.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.