Michael Quote #177
Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter
Narrator: Michael Bluth had scheduled a meeting with Stan Sitwell the Bluth Company's chief competitor.
Gob: Why are we having this meeting at home?
Michael: Well, let him see he's not the only one who builds solid houses, you know? [gently touches I think he'll be pretty impressed, knock on wood.
[After Gob knocks on the wall, the frame falls down from the media cabinet, knocking a speaker off the wall]
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Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.
Quote from Maeby
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Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.