Michael Quote #179
Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter
Michael: Sorry that my son couldn't be here-
Sid Sitwell: Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [chuckles] Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet? Okay. Let me tell you what I'm offering. You got a wonderful piece of property here that's going nowhere. So what I propose is a co-venture with your Sudden Valley Development. The first thing you might wanna change though is the name. You know, Sudden Valley conjures up the image of a sinkhole, no?
Michael: I told that to Dad. I told that to my dad.
Sid Sitwell: I'm thinking, Paradise Gardens.
Michael: I swear to God, I have that written- I want you to see so you don't think- I have that written down in my notebook.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.