Michael Quote #178

Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter

Gob: Don't you find the timing of this meeting a little suspicious? Right before we play his company in softball?
Michael: No, no. Our business is in trouble, and I think he sees an opportunity. So, I figured the guy's a family man, why not invite him over and let him see us in our element.
Maeby: I hope you don't mean the whole family 'cause George Michael's off with Ann.
Michael: Ann? Hmm. That'll play well with Sitwell. "Where's your son?" "He's out with Ann." "Who's Ann?" "Don't ask me, I'm just the boy's father."
Gob: Hey, screw Sitwell! He comes in here telling us how to build our houses, how to raise our kids. We know what we're doing. We don't need any help from him. [closes refrigerator door] Damn it. This thing got pushed in again. Gonna need a butter knife.
Michael: That's what I'm talking about. George Michael's got these powerful little fingers. He should be here.


 ‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.

Quote from Maeby

Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.

Quote from Maeby

Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.