Lucille Quote #117
Quote from Lucille in Switch Hitter
Narrator: Lucille was worried that her son Buster was being sent into battle with the army.
Oscar: I feel that we've not brought something up that might be a solution, um, to spare my feelings.
Lucille: Send you in his place? I called. They don't want you back.
Narrator: Oscar had served in Vietnam as a croc spotter on a Swift boat.
Oscar: Croc! No, sorry. Wait. Log. Just a log. No, wait. Sorry. Croc!
Narrator: It was there that he met a young U.S.O. dancer named Lucille.
Lucille: I prefer an older man.
Oscar: Hey, I'm free after the show.
Lucille: I said older, Bob, not dead.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.