Narrator: Lucille was worried that her son Buster was being sent into battle with the army.
Oscar: I feel that we've not brought something up that might be a solution, um, to spare my feelings.
Lucille: Send you in his place? I called. They don't want you back.
Narrator: Oscar had served in Vietnam as a croc spotter on a Swift boat.
Oscar: Croc! No, sorry. Wait. Log. Just a log. No, wait. Sorry. Croc!
Narrator: It was there that he met a young U.S.O. dancer named Lucille.
Lucille: I prefer an older man.
Oscar: Hey, I'm free after the show.
Lucille: I said older, Bob, not dead.