Tobias Quote #78
Quote from Tobias in Switch Hitter
Tobias: Well, here we are and home we go with plenty of time to get you to English class.
Maeby: Wait.You can't do a U-turn on your dream. I say, we get you on the lot and get the Funke name out there. Start talking you up around the watercoolers.
Tobias: Oh, Maeby, we'll never get on here. I mean, behind these walls are the biggest stars in the world. America's treasures.
[As Andy Richter reads a script in the car lot, he drops his sandwich.]
Andy Richter: Damn it!
Maeby: Dad, you're auditioning for the part of a confidence man. Let's try a little confidence.
Studio Guard: You say confidence man? Hey, I'm up for that part too.
Tobias: Oh.
Studio Guard: Good luck to you.
Tobias: Good luck to you too.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.