George Sr. Quote #68

Quote from George Sr. in Sad Sack

George Sr.: So, you ready for this new prosecutor?
Michael: I was until you came back.
George Sr.: You're not gonna turn me in, are you? Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open.

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 ‘Sad Sack’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Narrator: It was Monday morning and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting with the new prosecutor of his father's criminal case.
Lucille: I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning, a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies.

Quote from Michael

Michael: So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad?
Lucille: Oh, it may have started as that but I have fallen in love with Oscar. And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried.
Michael: And that was without even interviewing me.

Quote from Lindsay

Lindsay: [hoarse] I wonder how many women he's slept with. If any.
Michael: Lindsay, it's not a competition.
Lindsay: Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring.
Michael: Maybe in the '70s.
Lindsay: That many? We've only been doing this for a month.