Michael Quote #172
Quote from Michael in Sad Sack
Michael: Now, listen, Oscar. Maybe you should think about moving on, you know. This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture. Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father. Just run. [air horn blasts] Is that her rape horn?
Oscar: It's more like a starter's pistol.
Michael: Run.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Sad Sack’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Narrator: It was Monday morning and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting with the new prosecutor of his father's criminal case.
Lucille: I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning, a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies.
Quote from Michael
Michael: So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad?
Lucille: Oh, it may have started as that but I have fallen in love with Oscar. And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried.
Michael: And that was without even interviewing me.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: [hoarse] I wonder how many women he's slept with. If any.
Michael: Lindsay, it's not a competition.
Lindsay: Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring.
Michael: Maybe in the '70s.
Lindsay: That many? We've only been doing this for a month.