George Sr. Quote #36
Quote from George Sr. in Staff Infection
Narrator: At prison, George Sr. was making converts to his new way of life.
George Sr.: You won't regret this, Little... Justice. Uh, okay, what say from now on we call you David Ben-Avram?
White Power Bill: What are you doing to my guy here?
George Sr.: Nothing. I'm just merely providing him with options. This yarmulke will protect you, David Ben-Avram. [White Power Bill hits Little Justice with a pipe]
Man: Pipe!
White Power Bill: I've got worse planned for you if you keep trying to convert my team.
George Sr.: Hold it. Hold it, now. Wait. Now, I'm doing no such thing. Both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven and that that it can be attained here on Earth. And there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.
White Power Bill: No more teaching from you.
George Sr.: No teaching. No teaching.
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Michael: Okay, guys, back to the staff meeting. Uh, Lindsay? Hello. The phones.
Lindsay: Well, you said "staff."
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Lindsay: Are these fluorescent lights bothering anybody else besides me?
Michael: That's not what I want to deal with today.
Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: Lindsay, how can you just come in here and ask me for a paycheck?
Lindsay: Well, I usually ask Kitty, uh, but she's not around and you're the only one here I've ever seen before.
Michael: How long has this been going on?
Lindsay: Dad hired me out of college.
Michael: You quit college.
Lindsay: Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?
Quote from Lucille
Michael: I'm going to work now.
Lucille: And while you're there, find out from your assistant, Kitty why she didn't send my paycheck.
Michael: You get a paycheck from the Bluth Company?
Lucille: Well, it's important to the company that I keep up the image of my lifestyle.
Michael: Illusion, Mom. And I'm the president of that company. I believe I'm the one that asked you to start shopping at Quantity Plus.
Lucille: And they made me apply for a membership card. It was humiliating.