Buster Quote #172

Quote from Buster in Off the Hook

Lucille: The fish is frozen here! It's frozen! Do you really want to spend $30 on frozen fish? [gasps] Buster! Where were you? This is all your fault.
Buster: No, you know, I was making a ban- I was making two ban-
Lucille: Save it. I can smell the cran-apple on you from here.
Buster: When are you coming home?
Lucille: I'm serving three to five.
Buster: [gasps] Like the saltless pie?
Lucille: I hope your juicy blender bender was worth it. Don't come to visit me because I won't see you! Oh, and good luck with your night terrors. Now no one will be there to hear your screams! [Buster screams] Won't miss it!
Buster: Where do I go? What do I do? Where'd you get the pirate hat? Where do I go?

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Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

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Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

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Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!