Tobias Quote #236

Quote from Tobias in Smashed

Tobias: Excuse me.Make way for Sue Storm.
Narrator: And now the almost invisible Invisible Girl got on the boat to head to the floating stage. Unfortunately, and not for the first time, Tobias got on the wrong boat. Except this one was piloted by a man who not only expected a woman in disguise, but also had a real bad case of face blindness. And as it turned out, the woman he was expecting had just given a rousing speech and joined the Love campaign as they took the message that Marky had vowed to torpedo to the sea.
Tobias: I think this is going to make quite a splash.
Marky Bark: [laughs] Oh, I know it is.

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Narrator: And the two friends caught up.
Tobias: But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have ended up working at the rehab, and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. True, I can't ethically ravage her body, I have to leave that to time, but she's just so much fun to be with.
Gob: I, too, am in a relationship, but this person is sort of a celebrity.
Tobias: Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself.
Gob: Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us. Except that I'm broke.
Tobias: And I'm a sex offender.
Gob: Michael expects me to sell these split-level death traps. And how am I supposed to do that? I mean, there are no schools or libraries or internet or playgrounds within 20 miles of here.
Tobias: You know, it's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have.

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Ron Howard: You know, a father doesn't really like to hear that when it comes to his daughter.
Tobias: I haven't had a chance to talk to her father.
Michael: Yeah, I have not yet had a chance to talk to her father, but...
Tobias: No, no. I was saying that. Because you are talking to her father.
Ron Howard: Did you not know that I'm Rebel's dad?
Michael: I knew that part. But I also... I thought that you might also be her...
Tobias: Her lover?
Michael: No.
Tobias: Well, this is hardly an episode of Happy Days. I get it. I was arrested as a sex offender, but at least I knew it was my daughter I was arrested for coming on to. [chuckles] Now, about my project, it's a family piece.

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Tobias: [on reel] I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH. The graft is rejecting the host.