Quote from Tobias in Smashed
Narrator: And the two friends caught up. Tobias: But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have ended up working at the rehab, and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. True, I can't ethically ravage her body, I have to leave that to time, but she's just so much fun to be with. Gob: I, too, am in a relationship, but this person is sort of a celebrity. Tobias: Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself. Gob: Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us. Except that I'm broke. Tobias: And I'm a sex offender. Gob: Michael expects me to sell these split-level death traps. And how am I supposed to do that? I mean, there are no schools or libraries or internet or playgrounds within 20 miles of here. Tobias: You know, it's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have.