George Sr. Quote #180
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
Oscar: And you lied to me. You told me you bought this property to live on. No, you bought this property to put up a wall.
George Sr.: I told one lie, but I was going to share the money with you. Two lies.
Oscar: And why do I think that you charge more than $5 for lemonade?
George Sr.: Three small lies. Now, will you do me a favor? Just get in the tent. Gob's getting rid of the bees, and we'll push the matinee till 3:00.
Oscar: No, I'm sick and tired of being in that hut pretending to be you. Maybe I should go out there and pretend to be you. So, goodbye, George. This is the last you'll see of me. Just gonna use the can for one second.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Double Crossers’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.