Lindsay Quote #41

Quote from Lindsay in Public Relations

Michael: So there really was no fight?
Lucille: Well, one tiny thing at the end.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: [sobs] How can you treat me this way?
Lucille: Oh, please! Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. Good grief almighty! You think I'm enjoying my slide into poverty? [knocks over desert tray] Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert.
Lindsay: Why don't you eat it, Mother? Why don't you just take this cake and shove it [bleep] Hey, who called the cops?

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Lupe: Good-bye, Missus. [Lucille searches Lupe's handbag]
Michael: Well, Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea. I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. We need somebody to make us look good.
Lucille: And I say it's a waste of money. We're plenty sympathetic as we are. [to Lupe] Is this your onion?
Lupe: Yes.
Lucille: What's in the foil?
Lupe: Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son.
Lucille: Have a great day, sweetie.
Michael: I don't know how she can't.