Tobias Quote #26

Quote from Tobias in Public Relations

Jessie: And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. It's time to get real.
Tobias: Wow. It's tough talk, but I like it. You're saying land a major film.
Jessie: I'm saying get your medical license back. I've set up a hearing for tomorrow in Boston. Michael has generously donated $1,100 for your trip.
Tobias: I'm sorry. I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. I'm just waiting for a sign.
Michael: Here's your cash. Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00.
Tobias: Any sign, really.

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