Lindsay Quote #44
Quote from Lindsay in Public Relations
Gob: I'm sorry. I'm still on the whole Michael being likable thing. You know that he's only had sex with, like, four women, right?
Jessie: Let's focus on your likability. You're going to start doing some charity work with your magic.
Lindsay: Actually, I'm kind of the charitable one of the family.
Jessie: I think it's best if you got a job.
Lindsay: Oh, come on! I'm a parent. I care about my daughter every bit as much as Michael cares about his son.
Maeby: What grade am I in?
Lindsay: What kind of job?
Jessie: Something where you'll be seen. I represent Cloudmir Vodka and they want someone to promote it by ordering it at a hot bar. A place like Rud.
Lindsay: Okay. I'll do it.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Public Relations’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: [on TV] I didn't quite hear that. The reception is bad. But as the Talmud tells us... [static] to the jackal as to an oxen. [laughs] Did it get a laugh?
Quote from Lucille
Lupe: Good-bye, Missus. [Lucille searches Lupe's handbag]
Michael: Well, Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea. I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. We need somebody to make us look good.
Lucille: And I say it's a waste of money. We're plenty sympathetic as we are. [to Lupe] Is this your onion?
Lupe: Yes.
Lucille: What's in the foil?
Lupe: Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son.
Lucille: Have a great day, sweetie.
Michael: I don't know how she can't.