Gob Quote #55

Quote from Gob in Public Relations

Narrator: And the press got hold of Gob's story.
FOX Reporter: Where is Earl Milford?
Gob: I... I don't know, all right? I put him in a box. I didn't kill him, all right? And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming...
[on news report:]
Gob: "I killed Earl Milford."
FOX Reporter: Startling confession, tonight at 11:00.

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