George Sr. Quote #11
Quote from George Sr. in Charity Drive
George Sr.: Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. Just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up."
Michael: I'm not doing that, Dad.
George Sr.: Michael, you lied to your investors. You gotta make that right. Call Gob. He'll handle it. That's what- That's what he's for.
Michael: That's what he's for.
George Sr.: You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael?
Michael: What is there, a chat room that you guys...
George Sr.: That's not charitable.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Charity Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction.
Michael: The bachelorette auction? You know you're married.
Lindsay: You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity.
Michael: That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones.
Lindsay: Well, it would have if it didn't get banned from the schools.
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
Lindsay: From drying.