Tobias Quote #167
Quote from Tobias in Family Ties
Michael: Oh, it's Tobias.
Tobias: Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.
Michael: I-I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl Michael at the bar?
Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
Michael: That's why sometimes life is about making difficult...
Tobias: Sandwiches. I know.
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Michael: Kind of remember these being faster, you know?
Tobias: Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you.
Michael: Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk.
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Tobias: Well, I'm off to the the gym to prepare for our tryst.
Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.
Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.
Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.