Michael Quote #183
Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter
Michael: Looks like I'm gonna need that female backup player after all. And Ann's really good at softball, huh?
George Michael: Yeah. She's amazing. You know, she's got this low center of gravity. You can't knock her over.
Michael: Well, I could knock her over.
George Michael: Dad, I'm telling you, you can't. They call her "The Wall," you know?
Michael: Well, that's great. But I could knock her over. I won't, but I could.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Switch Hitter’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Get me a vodka, rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How 'bout I come with you? I mean, I could help you prepare.
Tobias: Yes, well, it's for a con man, which I don't think you know anything about. And besides, don't you have school?
Maeby: No. Um... Today is "Help Your Dad Follow His Dream" day.
Tobias: [chuckles] Great. We can take the carpool lane.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.