Michael Quote #182

Quote from Michael in Switch Hitter

George Sr.: Why do you think Sitwell hired him? You can't do this. You're gonna lose the game, the company, and you can't do this.
Michael: What are you saying? If I win the game, you're comfortable with me running the company?
George Sr.: That's what I'm saying.
Michael: I'll win the game. And I'll show him that his little plan didn't work, all right? We can build houses. We can win games.
George Sr.: That is what I wanna hear. [hits the wall] [crashing sound]
Michael: We can win games.

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