Lucille Quote #6

Quote from Lucille in Top Banana

Michael: Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?
Lucille: Oh, I get it, Michael. I get it. But how should I know where the records are kept? Your father's in charge of all that.
Michael: No, I'm in charge of all of that. And I think that you do know where they are.
Lucille: Oh, it's probably all in a storage unit somewhere.
Michael: Where is the storage unit?
Lucille: I don't remember.
Michael: Try.
Lucille: Something with "Dale." I don't know. Brookfeather. Raintree. It's hot. It's very hot there. I've never been. Get a warrant!

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Casting Director: The fire? It's- It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Okay, I didn't, um... Well, let's give it a shot. [wails] Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! [screams] [sings] Amaaa.... [shouts] This isn't a fever! [sings] zing grace... [shouts] I can't even see where the knob is! [sighs] And scene.
Casting Director: Um... Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe?
Tobias: No.

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Michael: So what do you want me to do about it?
Lucille: Don't take that tone. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me.