Lucille Quote #5
Quote from Lucille in Top Banana
Lucille: [on the phone] Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich? I gotta go. [hangs up]
Michael: Who was that? Was that Dad?
Lucille: That was Gob.
Michael: Uh-huh. So, Mom, I'm trying to find-
Lucille: I don't know where they are.
Michael: ...these flight records. You know, it's really more believable if you let me finish.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Top Banana’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Casting Director: The fire? It's- It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Okay, I didn't, um... Well, let's give it a shot. [wails] Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! [screams] [sings] Amaaa.... [shouts] This isn't a fever! [sings] zing grace... [shouts] I can't even see where the knob is! [sighs] And scene.
Casting Director: Um... Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe?
Tobias: No.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! [to Michael] Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: So what do you want me to do about it?
Lucille: Don't take that tone. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me.